strode into the kitchen and up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face,
he said:
“From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my
word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m
finished I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going
to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath,
guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair??”
His wife replied, “The Chevra Kadisha?”.
