There was a man who spent his entire life looking for leniencies in all aspects of halacha (Jewish law) – whatever it was, he would search around until he found ..
Written by Rabbi Moshe Kormornick
What’s a phrase that makes total sense to most Jews but zero sense to everyone else? “When’s candle lighting?” “We don’t hold ..
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A Rabbi told his congregation, “Next week I plan to speak about the sin of lying. To help you understand the shiur, I want you all to prepare Devorim, chapter ..
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A woman says to her husband “you don’t tell me what you think about me”. The husband replies “A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K”. She demands an explanation. ..
Written by N. Tuch
What is the proper thing to say when a camel sits on you? ”Ashira laHashem ki gamal Ali”
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There are three types of Jews; a shlemiel, a shlemazel and a nudnick. In a typical situation the shlemiel spills boiling hot soup on the shlemazel, the nudnick shouts ..
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What’s the difference between Moshe Rabeinu and the Lubavitcher Rebbe? Moshe Rabeinu died, but we don’t know where he’s burried. We know where ..
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When I went to the drycleaners the other day I couldn’t believe it…£35 for to do a pair a Tzitzis. So I went to the manager and asked why it cost ..
Written by moshe
G-d says to Noach “Build me an ark…but not just any ark, one with many floors.” Noach doesn’t really understand, but G-d continues “And ..
Written by Anonymous
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