There was a man who spent his entire life looking for leniencies in all aspects of halacha (Jewish law) – whatever it was, he would search around until he found ..
Written by Rabbi Moshe Kormornick
What’s a phrase that makes total sense to most Jews but zero sense to everyone else? “When’s candle lighting?” “We don’t hold ..
Written by Short Vort
A Rabbi told his congregation, “Next week I plan to speak about the sin of lying. To help you understand the shiur, I want you all to prepare Devorim, chapter ..
Written by Short Vort
A woman says to her husband “you don’t tell me what you think about me”. The husband replies “A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K”. She demands an explanation. ..
Written by N. Tuch
What is the proper thing to say when a camel sits on you? ”Ashira laHashem ki gamal Ali”
Written by Anonymous
There are three types of Jews; a shlemiel, a shlemazel and a nudnick. In a typical situation the shlemiel spills boiling hot soup on the shlemazel, the nudnick shouts ..
Written by N. Tuch
2 little boys were standing in the lunch queue in Cheder and nearby was a table full of apples. On the table was a notice, “Take one apple, god is watching”. ..
Written by Shimmy Klajn
Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, “Convert to Catholicism ..
Written by hlomo
What do football and cholent have in common? You get the results after shabbes. [some substitute: ‘you get the results during shabbes’]
Written by d fine
A rabbi, a priest and a vicor all walk into a bar. The barman says: “Is this some kind of joke?”
Written by Anonymous
The new rav of the shul was shocked at leinning when half the kehilla stood up and half remained seated. the ones who stood up shouted at the ones sitting down and ones ..
Written by Anonymous