3 women die and go to heaven. before they got thru the gates, moshe rabeinu explained 2 them that they cud do anything they liked, except standing on ducks. they thought this wouldn’t be too hard as there wouldn’t be many ducks in heaven!when they got thru the gates they saw that there were ducks EVERYWHERE! immediately the 1st woman accidently steps on one and suddenly moshe comes running with a really ugly man and ties the two together. the woman bewildered asks whats going on? moshe replies “this is the punishment for stepping on a duck” so the other 2 carry on trying not to step on any ducks and after some time unfortunately the 2nd woman steps on one. once again moshe ties her and an extremely ugly man together forever. and so the 3rd woman is alone and does her best 2 carry on…
one day she sees moshe running towards her with an extremely attarctive man and ties them together. she asks what did i do 2 merit being put 2gthr with u?he says – i dno bout u but i stepped on a duck!
