G-d says to Noach

G-d says to Noach “Build me an ark…but not just any ark, one with many floors.” Noach doesn’t really understand, but G-d continues “And ..

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Shitas Rabenu Gershon

Moshe a talmid chochom is in kollell back in the good old days, and after a visit home he is back to learn for three months, and the kollell head comes to him and says ..

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A yeshiva bochur goes to ask a shila from his Rav….

‘Rebbe…is it ok for me to go to the opera?” ”Why do u ask?” askes the Rav ”I thought maybe there was an issue of Kol Isha?” ..

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Pesach joke

A Jewish man is honoured with a knighthood from the Queen. Weeks before the big event he’s fluently learnt the latin phrase that everyone needs to say. And so the big day arrives…and ..

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A gut Kashe?!?!

A man wants to build a house, so he goes to the rabbi and asks him how. The rabbi says “Im glad you asked me that. There is actually a whole gemorah about ..

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Not allowed a a hefsek

A frum Jew is captured by a vicious anti-Semite, who tells him to prepare to die. The Jew scrunches up his eyes, shokkels, and says this brocha: “Baruch ata… ..

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Mezuzahs

A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills, California. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place. When the job is finished, the homeowner ..

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Heavenly Ducks

3 women die and go to heaven. before they got thru the gates, moshe rabeinu explained 2 them that they cud do anything they liked, except standing on ducks. they ..

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Why did the Briske throw his Chulent straight down the toilet??

Shitas Rav Nosson! (Rav Nosson has a shita in Bava Kama that if A owes B money and B owes C money..A can pay straight to C!)

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how do we know that Yitzchak Avinu wore a hat??

because its V’yetsei Yitchak ” and Yitchak went out” WHAT WITHOUT A HAT!???

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