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yekker time

Dovid the yekker arrives home from shul one friday
night, anticipating his wife Rochel’s legendary shabbos cooking, when as soon as he enters the door, before he gets a chance to make his way to the dining room, Rochel, to his dismay, enter’s in a screaming fit… “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!! YOU’RE LATE!!! I’VE BEEN SO WORRIED…” To which Dovid replied: “I’m so sorry.. I forgot to mention to you that we start to say Mashiv Haruach tonight”…….