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Written by AJK
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Two astronauts land on Mars.
Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet.
"Give me the box of matches," says one. "Either it burns and there is
oxygen, or nothing happens."
He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a
Martian appears waving all his arms...
"No, no, don't!"
The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown
explosive gas on Mars?
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Written by yyhp
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Why were the telephone bills in Shushan so high? Because they were all "Persian to Persian."
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Written by an unproud anonymous
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Why is Parshas Mishpatim (where the slave can choose to stay with his master and get his ear nailed at the doorpost)always around the month of Adar?
Mi shenichnas our door....
(apologise to all!)
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Written by Moshe Kormornick
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The Rogatchover, Rav Yosef Rosen was famed for his genius and known also for his wit. He was once in his study with a close friend and famous Rabbi in his own right when a woman entered and asked The Rogatchover to bentch (bless) her. As he often replied to such requests he answered “I am only a simple man, I bentch only after eating”. The visiting Rabbi then said, "Why not bless her? The Gemora in Brachos (7a) states that 'Even the blessing of a simple man should not be light in one's eyes ,' a kal v'chomer (all the more so) your blessing Rabbi." The Rogatchover answered his friend "Why wait for me to give her the blessing with the aid of a kal v'chomer? You can do it even without a kal v'chomer!"
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Written by Administrator
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Written by Administrator
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Two Yeshiva bochurim come to a locked private tennis court. After looking over the situation, they climb over the fence and start playing. The owner of the the tennis court notices them there and runs out. The owner screams at them can't you guys read, the sign says "Closed no playing allowed." The Yeshiva bochurim immediately
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A frum Jew is captured by a vicious anti-Semite, who tells him to prepare to die. The Jew scrunches up his eyes, shokkels, and says this brocha: "Baruch ata... asher kideshanu bemitzvotav, vetzivanu al Kiddus Hashem" (Blessed are You, G-d.... Who has commanded us regarding the commandment of Sanctifying G-d's name), as he's about to die 'Al Kiddush Hashem'... Suddenly, there's a huge commotion outside; the anti-semite's general is outside in a huge procession... The anti-semite runs out to see him. For a second the Jew ponders what to do, then runs after him, pointing to his neck, saying 'mmmm! mmmmm!'........
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A man wants to build a house, so he goes to the rabbi and asks him how. The rabbi says "Im glad you asked me that. There is actually a whole gemorah about it!" So they go through the gemorah, the man makes notes, and he then builds a house exactly as the gemorah has specified. The house stands for a day, and then collapses. The man goes running back to the Rabbi and asks him what happened. The rabbi says "Ah, Tosefos asks that question!"
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