Dovid the yekker arrives home from shul one friday night, anticipating his wife Rochel’s legendary shabbos cooking, when as soon as he enters the door, before ..
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A frum Jew is captured by a vicious anti-Semite, who tells him to prepare to die. The Jew scrunches up his eyes, shokkels, and says this brocha: “Baruch ata… ..
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‘Rebbe…is it ok for me to go to the opera?” ”Why do u ask?” askes the Rav ”I thought maybe there was an issue of Kol Isha?” ..
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Vayihi bimei achashverosh… WHO? achasverosh!! LOL – dad makes that joke every purim (baal koreh.. what do u expect)
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Q: Who was the first person to learn Chumash with Rashi…?? A: His father!!!
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Q:How do you know that G’d exists? A:The Rambam says so and the Rayved doesn’t argue!
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Moshe a talmid chochom is in kollell back in the good old days, and after a visit home he is back to learn for three months, and the kollell head comes to him and says ..
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What’s the difference between Moshe Rabeinu and the Lubavitcher Rebbe? Moshe Rabeinu died, but we don’t know where he’s burried. We know where ..
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When I went to the drycleaners the other day I couldn’t believe it…£35 for to do a pair a Tzitzis. So I went to the manager and asked why it cost ..
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