There was a man who spent his entire life looking for leniencies in all aspects of halacha (Jewish law) – whatever it was, he would search around until he found ..
Written by Rabbi Moshe Kormornick
What’s a phrase that makes total sense to most Jews but zero sense to everyone else? “When’s candle lighting?” “We don’t hold ..
Written by Short Vort
A Rabbi told his congregation, “Next week I plan to speak about the sin of lying. To help you understand the shiur, I want you all to prepare Devorim, chapter ..
Written by Short Vort
A woman says to her husband “you don’t tell me what you think about me”. The husband replies “A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K”. She demands an explanation. ..
Written by N. Tuch
What is the proper thing to say when a camel sits on you? ”Ashira laHashem ki gamal Ali”
Written by Anonymous
There are three types of Jews; a shlemiel, a shlemazel and a nudnick. In a typical situation the shlemiel spills boiling hot soup on the shlemazel, the nudnick shouts ..
Written by N. Tuch
Billy Reishit Billy Tachlit and Kid ruchi
Written by Anonymous
…He buys a second-hand windows 98. His son, Yitzchak, went to his father and asked him why he hadn’t bought a faster computer with more memory… ..
Written by Anonymous
I was walking one day, and I saw a man standing on the edgeof a bridge, about to jump. So I ran over and said “Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t ..
Written by Anonymous
Cos he never crossed the red c!!! It’s a London Joke!
Written by Anonymous
Leshev bazooka!!!!! hahahahahahaha
Written by Anonymous