After 20 years of learning together Shlomo finally admitted to his chevrusa that he wasn’t Jewish. “But Shlomo, we learned for 20 years together, and you know full well that a non-Jew that keeps Shabbos is liable for the death penalty?!” “Ah, you see” replied Shlomo “I always kept a tissue in my pocket on Shabbos and carried it all around town” “But Shlomo, there’s an eruv here?!!” “Yes” replied Shlomo “But i don’t hold of it!” CLASSIC 😉