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After 20 years of learning together Shlomo finally admitted to his chevrusa that he wasn’t Jewish…

After 20 years of learning together Shlomo finally admitted to his chevrusa that he wasn’t Jewish. “But Shlomo, we learned for 20 years together, and you know full well that a non-Jew that keeps Shabbos is liable for the death penalty?!” “Ah, you see” replied Shlomo “I always kept a tissue in my pocket on Shabbos and carried it all around town” “But Shlomo, there’s an eruv here?!!” “Yes” replied Shlomo “But i don’t hold of it!” CLASSIC 😉