2 Non-Jews were standing outside a shul. One says to the other ‘how many Jews do u reckon are in there?’ The other responds ‘I heard there are nine hundred thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine (999,999).’ The other one looks at him with a funny look on his face ‘what? How did you get to that number?’ ‘Simple,’ the first one responds, ‘I heard one Jew coming out saying ‘we are one short of a milyan’