Shlomie is still in bed shabbat morning

Schlomie is still in bed shabbat morning at 10:30 and his furious mum storms in and says ‘schlomie! get up and go to shul!’ ‘i dont want to’ replied schlomie ‘they all hate me and my friends arent even here this shabbat’! ‘i will give you 2 reasons why u will get up now, get dressed and go to shul. 1) your 55 years 2) your the Rabbi!!’

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